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For Want of a Cat (Part 1)

Professor Gloupe trudged wearily into his office and let the door slam behind him, rattling the window dangerously. He didn’t care if it shattered or not. If it did, it was only following the pattern his life was taking, anyway. His feet scuffed the well-worn rug as he crossed to his desk and dropped intoContinue reading “For Want of a Cat (Part 1)”

Apocalypse Now

Has anyone else noticed how closely the Trump reign of terror resembled the Biblical account of the Tribulation? Yeah, I know, there’s a lot of crackpots out there that have compared real Presidential administrations to the Biblical account of the End Days, but none of them ever offered any legitimate proof. Now, as compelling asContinue reading “Apocalypse Now”

You’re Invited to Tales of a Tired Dad

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Dear Larry,

I’m a little bothered. You know how I’ve always wanted to be a rich and famous author, like Rowling and Seuss? Well, I’m kind of afraid of doing that now, and I’ll tell you why. I’m afraid someone is going to take me too seriously. Yeah, that’s right: too seriously. You know, like that HubbardContinue reading “Dear Larry,”

Dear Sandwich with a Pretty Big Pickle In It Corp

If you hadn’t done it, I would have. You know what I mean. I am not giving you money, I decided. And that’s it. The End.

Introduce Yourself (Example Post)

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Introduce Yourself (Example Post)

Dear Larry,

I didn’t think I’d ever write to you at all, to be honest, but things have come up lately that I have to get off my chest. I hope you don’t mind being my sounding board for a while. Well, those pesky Elves are back. You know, the Elf on a Shelf (TM.) sort? Yeah,Continue reading “Dear Larry,”